Executive Order 1/1

As I stand before this great nation tonight, I am here to inform everyone that OMG Joe has just signed into law executive order 156 that no more low quality BULLSHIT fireworks will be allowed to enter to US of A! Lets celebrate! All 156 shots Red tip sizzling, green tip sizzling, blue tip sizzling, silver tail whistle, time rain mine red green blue, time rain tail blast red green blue, time rain.