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3 finger Joe don’t hold his liquor very well! WTF is he trying to say?! 16 shots: Bushy crackling tails rise to big bursts of strobe and crackle. Red and green strobe to silver palms and a four-shot finale. 

All depictions on these graphics are for parody only. Never use alcohol while using fireworks. Always use fireworks in accordance with their safety label.